Where Did All The Anvils Go?
This question has had Gilmore Girls Fans, such as me, thinking; Where did the Anvils Go? these things were so as Lauren Grahm AKA Loralie Gilmore “Ubiquitous” at one point that child knew what they were (the fact that they were in Cartoon shows how familiar the younger population would be with these things)
Here is my working Theory: (For you non Gilmore Fans Character references will be listed below, and also if you have never seen this show, What the He-Haw is wrong with you?!) here it goes
After Lorielie’s Revelation at one of their traditional Friday night dinners, Richard being a tad inquisitive and also growing tired of hearing Emily go on and on about how Lorilie and Christopher should have gotten married when she became pregnant with Rory, Richard packed up suitcase, kissed a still ranting Emily goodbye and headed out for the land of Looney Tunes, having no idea where the land of looney was, or what the proper behavior would be once he got there Ricahrd decided he needed to take a couple people with him to help him fit in and pull off a truly wacky persona so he swung by Starshallow, picked up Taylor Doose and Kirk (whatever his last name is) and head off on his quest for these heavy metal objects.
Finally after many hours of walking there in the middle of Connticut the trio came across the Land Of Looney Tunes they searched and searched and searched for the Anvils, finally finding them in Wylie Coyotes cave, turns out each and everyone of anvils that had been dropped on him over the years, he had kept and had taken back to his home, after some intense negotiation, handled by Richard and Taylor of course while Kirk stood awkwardly in the background, the group of men walked away with Anvils and decided to divvy them up Equally.
Taylor used his as weapons of threat for anyone who dare not come to the town meetings,
Kirk turned his into his latest business, Anvils with different town happenings put on them, among the more popular ones being “Babette Ate Oatmeal” and “Rory’s Going to Yale”
Richard put his hidden in a deep dark corner of the house with the Panic Room, Emily purchased while they were separated (111111) only he and the maids know of their existence and location, so when Emily threatens and/or actually fires a maid they can go to the deep dark corner of the house pick up an anvil and hit Emily with it on their way out the door, this has no lasting effect on Mrs Gilmore because as a true Gilmore Girls Fan knows nothing can bring her down
Richard, husband to Emily, Father to Lorielie, Grandfather to Rory, Feared by Dean
Emily, Wife to Richard, Mother to Lorielie, Grandmother to Rory, Fear by both Jess and Dean a like
Lorielie: Daughter to Richard and Emily, mother to Rory, friend to all
Rory, Daughter to Christopher and Lorielie, Granddaughter to Emily and Richard, Girlfriend to Dean, Jess, Logan and oh shoot whats his name, oh that’s right Paul.
Christopher Father to Rory, on again off again life partner to Lorialie
Kirk: Son to his mother, whatever her name is, Boyfriend to LuLu
Dean, first boyfriend to Rory, town hunk
Jess, second boyfriend to Rory, town hoodlum
Logan Rich college kid, future newspaper tycoon
Paul, the boyfriend no one can remember